"Don't ask me why but I need the largest cans of industrial carpet shampoo and conditioner you have."
hmmm
Internet as an art
Rule 1: All post titles except for meta posts should be just plain "hmmm" and nothing else, no emotes, no capitalisation, no extending it to "hmmmm" etc.
I will introduce more rules later and when I finish doing that I will make an announcement post about that.
For overall temporary guide check out the rules here: https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/wiki/rules/
I won't be moving all of them here but I will keep most of them.
It rubs the lotion on its hair or else it gets the hose again
Hairway To Steven
I see they own huskies as well.
So... do the drapes match the stairs?
Plot twist: they are merkins.
Thanks, I hate it
AI?
It'd better be. If not I need a blowtorch and a location this instant.
Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!
Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.
"My foot missed the step by a... um..."
Long mullet.
Do you want to go up sthairs?
Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie staircase comforter?
What to do when tribbles get out of hand.
Haircase
Sthairs
The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.