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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Heh, try that in a small town.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had to laugh so hard while reading the article. What could go wrong?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For sure, these are not the best and brightest.

“[F]or a comment. This is ridiculous, for a comment,”

Yeah buddy. Not all comments are threats, and not all threats are comments, but your comments were both. If you need that explained, it's no wonder you are voting Trump.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Well, not anymore if he's convicted

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Looks like we have another fuck around and found out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anyone know if the Secret Service would show up if you threaten to boop someone right on the snoot?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I'll boop you on the snoot.

....and now we wait.

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