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[–] [email protected] 146 points 2 months ago (21 children)

In highschool I worked at a pharmacy. 30-something man looks lost so I ask him if I can help him find something. He says diapers and I assume he's a father so I stupidly say "the adult ones are right down there but you don't need those ha ha, the baby diapers are down aisle 1"

You can guess the rest of the story...

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are there not standard questions the teller is supposed to ask when they're handed a check this large?

[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  • How bloody is this money?
  • Are you single?
[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (5 children)
  • Need help burying the body?
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Me, had I been the teller...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Do it a different way or there won't be a cheque dude

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