this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Dude is diarrhoea-maxxing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is the picture the villain from No Country For Old Men

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Friendo, what's the most you've ever lost in a snack run?

JUST CALL IT.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

that is what you deserve for drinking chocolate milk with Balsamic vinegar and onion

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

For anyone who wants to become a living violation of the Geneva Conventions: boiled, spicy fish.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Had this from a Szechuan restaurant before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Love me some pickles

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Man I got to know Tarare from Sam o nella. Man I miss old YouTube

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

🎻🎶🎶🎶 - Hey, kids.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

He's still semi active! Uploaded a couple videos recently

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I learned about it from a Tumblr screenshot on Reddit, lmao