This is a really weird take.
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If only it was that simple... :(
All this shit does is prove how fucking stupid Republican voters are. These clowns wouldn’t say this shit if they knew it wouldn’t work. And the dumber the shit is. The more it reveals the stupidity.
Does that work the other way around too? Does that mean all the women voting for Trump are turning into men? What are the scientists saying?
Bunch of fuckin weirdos
Oh it's that easy? No hormone therapy, no surgeries, just vote once. Glad to see Fox news being pro-trans
See, where I'm from, Jessie is an old lady's name
He might be on to something
If your cast vote is influenced at all by a candidate's physical attributes (such as gender), you're doing it wrong.
"Why do we need XYZ candidate in?" "Well, because he looks like meeee!"
See.
Now this is oniony enough to make grown men cry.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some work to do in my bombshelter.
I…I don’t know if I’m supposed to laugh at you for having a bomb shelter
I mean, it was mostly a joke.
I wish I had a bomb shelter, though. The way the world is going… it’d be nice to just hide for a decade or two,