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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

This is a really weird take.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

If only it was that simple... :(

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All this shit does is prove how fucking stupid Republican voters are. These clowns wouldn’t say this shit if they knew it wouldn’t work. And the dumber the shit is. The more it reveals the stupidity.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Does that work the other way around too? Does that mean all the women voting for Trump are turning into men? What are the scientists saying?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds better than turning into whatever Trump is

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Who thinks like this? And why? Tbh I don’t really care why

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago

Oh it's that easy? No hormone therapy, no surgeries, just vote once. Glad to see Fox news being pro-trans

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

See, where I'm from, Jessie is an old lady's name

He might be on to something

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If your cast vote is influenced at all by a candidate's physical attributes (such as gender), you're doing it wrong.

"Why do we need XYZ candidate in?" "Well, because he looks like meeee!"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Even the media that is supporting the 'right' is being weird

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

See.

Now this is oniony enough to make grown men cry.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some work to do in my bombshelter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I…I don’t know if I’m supposed to laugh at you for having a bomb shelter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I mean, it was mostly a joke.

I wish I had a bomb shelter, though. The way the world is going… it’d be nice to just hide for a decade or two,

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