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[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can’t help but notice only one word got surrounded by quotation marks.

So … what did he actually say?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"And to be a man and then vote for a woman just because she’s a woman is either childish — that person has mommy issues — or they are just trying to be accepted by other women,” Watters said. “I heard the scientists say the other day that when a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Click the link.... The video is there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This has got to be parody. We're sure this isn't from The Onion?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Mr. Twatters seems like a poster child for post-covid brain fog.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Idk sounds like projecting to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

How much makeup was he wearing when he said this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

This is why I prefer my Waters John or pirates of dark.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I try to imagine the mental gymnastics to come to that conclusion... but no.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Well I have voted for several women, only thing I noticed is my hair is to my ass... oh wait its been that long since before i could vote, nvm

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can we all just agree that Fox News is staffed predominantly by super weird people?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

And creepy ones.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

That's the weirdest take I've heard in a long ass time. WEIRD!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

So, don't vote for Boebert or MTG. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Didn't men vote for Hillary ?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes and all of them are women now /s.

Source: deez nutz

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

This clown goes on teevee to explain how homesless is a choice to boomers...

Regime whore

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Crossing my fingers.

Let's go Harris!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

geez I did not really want to but I guess if jesse says it im going to have to go out and get the surgery.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

thinks

You call that "thinking"? There is no "thinking". Doesn't matter what these shitheads pump out, it's a mental sewage circlejerk that changes every two minutes, reality is meaningless, trying to keep track and "correcting" them is truly a soul-sucking fool's errand, meant to keep the "correctors" always reacting, never on the initiative.

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