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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hang on a minute, Parmesan's a brand? Not just a name of dry Italian cheese?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Parmigiano Reggiano is a protected name like champagne is. To have the name it has to be produced with traditional methods and sourced from the traditional region, all of which is legally defined. They charge a premium for this, and some of it becomes quite expensive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Parma ftw! f**k Pharma!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I didn't know a type of cheese could do business deals. I'm going to get sponsored by cheddar.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some tetracycline might help that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tetracycline, sold under various brand names, is an oral antibiotic in the tetracyclines family of medications, used to treat a number of infections, including acne, cholera, brucellosis, plague, malaria, and syphilis.

What does this have to do with gymnasts sponsored by cheese?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago

Never heard of vaginal cheese?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

America: I'm sponsored by soulless corporate conglomerates.

Italy: I'm sponsored by cheese!

America: tears up and salutes Italy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, those cheeses are also big global conglomerates and they take it a step further by gatekeeping the name of their cheeses.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is this worse than standard conglomerate practices? It's effectively a brand name, no?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Less a brand name because multiple companies can make parmigiano reggiano, but it's a combination of requirements designed to protect local industry - for example, for it to be parmigiano reggiano cheese it has to be made with one of two lists of three ingredients, the milk has to come from cows from a specific region of Italy, a certain percentage of the feed for those cows must come from a specific region of Italy, is aged for a certain minimum time, etc, etc. It's an entire set of industries protected by a legal definition of a cheese.

When you see "parmesan" instead of "parmigiano reggiano" it's a similar sort of cheese that isn't made within the legally protected definition. Most often it's just not made in the one specific part of Italy with milk from cows from that part of Italy fed by feed from that part of Italy, it's made somewhere else using dairy that doesn't have to be imported. Or it's aged "enough" for the flavors to develop but not the full time required. Or both.

There are a whole array of product designations in the EU that basically exist to protect individual agricultural industries from competition by requiring that products be made in a certain place, or using products from a certain place in order to prevent outsiders from duplicating the product, increasing supply and driving down prices.

Basically the same logic as "if it's not from the Champagne wine region in France it's just sparkling white wine." Also the same reason why "real" balsamic vinegar costs a fucking fortune.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sort of the old medieval guild system to prevent competition and keep prices high.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Not really. It doesn't really prevent competition. You're welcome to make your own cheese (or whatever) that competes with the protected variant. You're just not allowed to call it the same thing.

It's more like a measure to prevent shitty corporate cost cutting and skimpflation strategies from ruining a thing into oblivion and ensuring that you can rely on a certain level of quality that is associated with the traditional product.

The system might have it's downsides, but I'm definitely on board with the intent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wisconsin salutes with both hands

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How is Wisconsin holding the cheese?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

They happen to also be known for their sausages.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well roughly 60% might.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Big Parmesan is really getting their hooks into everything these days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

As it should, it's delicious.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it's nothing.

It's unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.

They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

is that how they get the cheese sponsorship??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That one is a mystery to me I'm afraid.

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