Oh god. Take this down before the Hexbears find it.
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2023
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They defederated us because we didn't fold to their nonsense, I think we're safe.
Welp, I'm moving to shitjustworks
I love that with the new lemmy update you can block instances if your instance doesn't defederate, and it's hilarious to me that the blocked instance still sees your content, but you don't see theirs.
So every time I make fun of them, I know I'm getting a ton of replies, but I don't have to see any of them. They're screaming into the wind and they get so angry when you point this out, I've had people swap to a new instance just to copy and paste comments like I'm not just going to ignore that too.
Tankies can get fucked
Well I guess they haven't used nuclear attacks yet ( yes I am using that wording because I doubt their nukes work)
Even if they have one fail it can do a large amount of damage.
everybody parrots this old wifes tale "yes but even one bla bla bla" like it's true. a fizzle would just give you yet another superfund site... there's a bunch of those out there, some maybe near you...
Which is stil quite a bit of damage. So thanks for giving a relevant example!
It's not any real amount of damage. You are wincing at a fight cos somebody might get your shoe a bit dirty. Then you wonder why russia and china salami slice you. It's because you are a wimp. This panicky attitude hidden behind a veneer of "being reasonable" is fear that you do not need to live your life with.
What? I see a word salad about how a superfund site won't cause damage for decades.
Then I see you make some sort of weird statement saying ruzzia's capabilities like it isn't the second best army in Ukraine.
Ruzzia isn't a boogeyman anymore. Don't know why China was brought in.
It's not 'being reasonable' it understanding reality.
I hesitate to call you a tankie because you're not spouting weird communist theroy, but you are bootlicking authoritarian regimes apparently .