Geese can ~~own~~ PosSESS cars
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2024
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Utter nonsense. Geese won't own cars.
They'd steal them.
No, can't have been written by geese. Geese cannot read or write, they just straight up honk.
This is a clown car. That's the most reasonable explanation.
Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK!
Honk if anything
Remember, if you HONK all you HONK at me, I will HONK if you get any closer, u have to HONK if-
I HONK if you will-
if myself want HONK!
If you have ever been personally victimized by HONK-
That there is the mating call of a honkey.
Honk if honk so in case honk honk honk myself honk
Cranking that honk
To eleven
Yo, dawg, we heard you liked to honk...
What a vibe.
I will never understand bumper stickers.
honk
I feel personally victimized
Have you honked? That made me feel a bit better.
Car stickers actually being used in a funny way for once!
Honk vibe
Did I read honk?
To say nothing of the neon check engine light. 😍
I think I had a strhonk trying to read that
This is a true work of art!
They don't "own" a "car", they're in possession of a conveyance...
Let me guess, they're "travelling, officer".
That’s what the lack of plate would suggest.
"Honk if anything"
turns into goose from untitled goose game 🪿
attempts to steal car
HONK!
Vibe