Microblog Memes

This is exactly why it is so hard to quit YouTube. I'm happy my alternative works again after a recent update. Haven't found better life tutorials anywhere else.

Any one of the top 5 Google search results:

"How can I improve my cooking skills? I wanted to be a cook, chef, sous chef, culinary artist, line cook from the time I was a kid. But, to be a good cook, chef or baker you need good skills. Good skills are very important and you have to learn them. You have to learn to saute, chop, dice and julienne. The best way to get better is to practice. To practice chopping you should do some chopping...."

Facebook: Here's a recipe for medium rare chicken breast, leave your social security number in the comments to unlock it!

TruthSocial:

"I'm the greatest cook of all time. I, and this really happened folks, it really happened. I invented cooking. My uncle worked in the produce section at Kroger. Very smart man. Good genes. Very good genes. Very smart. Worked at Kroger. He told me all about brussel sprouts. Now the highly processed Democrats, they're going to try to take away your refrigerator. They're gonna try. They're going to walk right into your kitchen and wheel your refrigerator out the door. That's what they're gonna do. But you know what, were not gonna let 'em. We're gonna make anchovies great again!"

Lemmy: Install Linux