Even though I build and troubleshoot my own computers at home for a hobby, I always do exactly what I am told to do when contacting IT at my non-IT job. They don’t need or want my feedback, they just want me to do what I’m told and I’m happy with that.
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I go one step further, when I make a ticket I list all the things I’ve tried first up so they don’t have to waste a lot of time with investigation and pulling info out of me. Also helps if you do step by steps to help reproduce a problem but that can be harder when crunched for time and they just never get to the ticket that fast anyways.
IT help person is a non-technical person reading suggestions for you off a script based on what issues they enter in. Nobody on either side knows what they're doing.
I can guarantee you, they do not feel any sort of respect for you, they just immediately think you are a liar and now they have to waste time convincing you to do the restart, because 99% of the time, they're talking to a liar that didn't restart.
Just restart the computer for them, don't make them waste time, metrics, and social battery trying to convince you to follow the process you both know you need to go through together.
opens task manager Ah... Looks like the restart didn't take. Let's try another one, just to be sure...
I look at you in the eyes and check you're uptime.
you're
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You've turned off your monitor and turned it back on.
This works until you learn that 90+% of the time they haven't actually restarted, or they thought they restarted but their OS has some stupid policy of sleeping instead of restarting on shutdown (looking at you windows with your hybrid shutdown crap). That being said, sometimes you also get people who know what they are doing, but because of this they miss the basics, because "there's no way that is it" or they just don't think of it. As such everyone who actually does the bare minimal troubleshooting has the same treatment.
I'm using Linux. Never got any support not puzzled by this. Most if the time I am on my own, ansd most of the time I get more info from google than from any IT support...
omg yes, the amount of times the company says they "support Major Linux distributions" and then when you email or message support they respond with windows troubleshooting steps REPEATEDLY and act clueless when you try to clarify, is unreal. I've even been told "sorry I don't know how to troubleshoot non-windows systems so I am going to have to put you in for a callback"
I'm opening task manager to see if you're a liar.
And I'll do it in front of you too. Might circle the up time with the cursor if it warrants it.
We never believe you. We use to, but thirty of your coworkers lied to us about trying the troubleshooting problems so we don't believe anyone anymore
Not in IT, but in software dev and I have some of the same issues dealing with support calls. I usually start off with "I'm sure you've tried some of this, so sorry in advance but can you.... ". Seems to always get them to humor me and try doing things like restarting the computer and/or software.
Did call centre work for years and per policy we had to try and get screen sharing set up (had to keep a specific fruity tech company happy since they spent so much money buying a company that made screen sharing software). I'd always do the same thing each and every call.
-Ask if they rebooted. Listen to them lie to me that they did right before calling me.
-Set up screen sharing.
-Query the system and see it currently has a 184 day uptime.
-Force a reboot while questioning my lifes goals.
Yup.
And don't feel offended if they ask if you've plugged it in, that's a really common problem even with people who claim to have rebooted their computer. For some reason, people like to make arriving at a solution harder, maybe they just want some companionship, idk.
"my computer won't turn on!"
"is it plugged in?"
"hold on let me check...it's hard to see because the power's out"
"..."
Had a fun IT shame experience the other day I thought I'd share. An installed app dropped a shortcut on the desktop, and for whatever reason in windows, if you drag certain shortcuts to the trash it asks for admin permission.
Tried multiple times to delete, rebooted, etc. But eventually I was annoyed and desparate so I took it to IT to get quick admin permission. He selected the shortcut, hit the delete key, and it disappeared, no admin prompt. I've never felt so ashamed. But also why the fuck is that functioning as intended Windows?
Much faster: "Shibboleet".
I have a slightly different experience. I worked in IT in my job before this one and I could totally fix my own problem except they have my workstation locked down behind software restrictions, firewalls and admin access that I'm not granted so that I can't perform the fairly simple fix.
So instead, I call support, wait 20 minutes on hold, and get tier 1 support. I explain the issue and all of the steps I've already taken and what actually needs to be done, and that I only need them to do it simply because they have admin access and I don't. They then tell me, step by step, to do everything that I already said I had done while they mouth breathe at me on the phone. Then, when those things shockingly don't fix the problem when done all over again a second time, they escalate it to teir 2 and tell me I will get a call back.
So I sit on my thumb for 30 minutes to several hours. Then get a call back from a nerd who recognizes a fellow nerd as I explain literally everything all over again (because teir 1's notes are a single 5 word sentence like "user says the thing broke") and says "oh, yeah, you're right. We just need to do that. Here let me remote in and do that real quick. Done." And now my problem is fixed. Thanks, Austin, you're the best. Please can I have your direct line for the future, so I can skip this other nonsense? No? I get it, but damn.
This is my experience as well. Tier 1 is awful, and it's a terrible job too.
I just came back from my IT department right now. I had to change my laptop battery and it took 1.30h to do it. The battery itself is extremely easy to replace. Open the lid, remove the old one and insert the new one. That's it, right? You wish. My laptop bios is not compatible with this battery because it's the 2.0 version, so I had to update it. But of course bitlocker didn't agree with that. So I had to go bother them to update my bios, then restore the computer accepting that both bios and battery were safe, restart once more and check that it was all right.
I could have done all that by myself but I lack the permissions.
Once I got a remarkably helpful tech support guy on the phone. I was having problems with my home internet (it had gotten very spotty, literally overnight). I was able to provide him with answers, and info I’d gotten from running Ookla Speedtest. I’m no professional, but he could tell I was comfortable with technology. After running up and down the stairs checking things with Speedtest, he had me adjust some rather obscure WiFi settings. It actually solved the problem, avoiding a service call!
It was great that he was actually competent (instead of just reading from a script), and also that he recognized that while I was a dumbass, I was a more-capable-than-average dumbass.
Edit: changed Oklahoma Speedtest to Ookla Speedtest. Damn autocorrect. Funny, though!