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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The response halted it. Saying "I haven't" would've probably let it continue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

google is the joke, at this point.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

I'm laughing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I don't get it. Too tired or too stupid.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Google assistant is bad, so are it's jokes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Same - could someone please explain for the not-so-enlightened us?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

AI's have certain input words that break the conversation, presumably to keep you safe/give you an off switch. Google's AI doesn't seem to be aware that a users' NO will make it stop and drop everything and tells a joke in the format of a yes/no question that expects a 'no'-response if you don't know the joke already. Following, it ends the conversation with an ok because the user said no. Luckily that breaks our expectations of what should have happened in a way that makes some of us laugh anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Por qué no los dos

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I mean, it made me chuckle

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Clock I did not read clock the first two times.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Well, it did make me laugh.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can eat it with your hands

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Eat it with your hands? Not on my watch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Now this is good

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They're delicious. You'll go back for seconds

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

You went for seconds? No wonder you look so long.

[–] [email protected] 150 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Good. It would be very time consuming

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

It takes time to digest the joke.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Did you just ASSUME skynet's gender

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Ok google, order another tube of genital rash cream

[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago

Same energy: