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Sharks rule (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

putting the Blåh in Blåhaj

putting the haj in Blåhaj

(Swedes pronounce Blåhaj’s name like BLOW‑high)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sequel to cocaine bear looking good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

(grinding) Jaws

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Why would Spielberg do this? This man is a monster!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where can I absorb some of that forever cocaine?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

try kendo, has similar effect

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A shark on whiskey is mighty risky. A shark on beer is a beer engineer.

A shark on coke…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

German accent: Is an extremely efficient and narrowly focused killing machine!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

... is nice bloke?... gets a stroke?... would eat an oak?... needs a soak?... is now broke?... is now woke?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They are putting drugs in the water to make the sharks woke!