Oh thank god, I'd just assumed I was old now and this was a young person thing.

I mean it's pretty common. I've not eaten at Chick Fil A for years or shopped in a Hobby Lobby since the religious health insurance crap. Just two big examples. Many people choose to not support companies that are in blatant opposition to their values. And me not buying at hobby lobby did mean I purchased my supplies from an alternate vendor. So I could say I bought from alternate vendor to strike back at the conservative culture...

That's because you have a functioning brain with more than two brain cells fighting for third place. You don't do or feel what you're told to do by fox "news".

It's a marketing term that appeals to a subset of the American customer demographic.

That would be fiscally conservative when what they really want is to ban gay people and immigrants

"Uncle Cletus's 400 grit toilet paper"

Are you tired of those 'woke' and cushy liberal toilet paper made from weak and pansy processed cellulose? Try Uncle Cletus's proprietary silicon carbide formula enhanced with sand sourced from All American beaches! Now you can show your patriotism by bleeding red from the ass during every trump-approved toilet visit

Just as an aside, been a 49ers fan my whole life. This whole recent “white guy in a red cap” thing makes me wish I had two more hands so I could give four middle fingers.

But dude, liberal tears butt wipes or whatever..these rubes eat that shit up