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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Wow, I never got a sense of dread from a paralysis demon before. Fuck this thing. I think I would instantly develop telekinesis powers and explode the lil bastard, or call his boss and demand a quality replacement.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

That is fucking brilliant

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Outstanding.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok, wait... What the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

i know right? that's exactly what i said when i saw dan swano playing a right handed guitar left handed and upside down

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is Taylor Swift brutal death metal?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

... maybe?

Which one is she again?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But is Cradle of Filth black metal?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But is Five Finger Death Punch black metal?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They're whites only metal.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh God, did someone from five finger death punch do something racist?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Like, not directly, there's just a bit of acceptance of systemic racism. Afaik, nobody in the band has ever said or done anything racist.

They just get all edge-lordy with their lyrics, and like to try and be shocking overall. It's bro-metal, and that has a certain appeal to the kind of dickheads that are racist. But it's hard to tell how much is even the real beliefs, and how much is just wanting to look edgy.

Mostly, it's the lead singer that draws in the assholes since he's prime edgelord.

And, fwiw, I kinda like the band's sound overall, but their lyrics can be eye roll worthy. Kinda like Texas Hippie Coalition in that regard. If you could mute the lyrics, both bands would be a lot better lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes. They are the blue lives matter / all lives matter of "metal".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Those two groups are at odds. You can't represent all lives matter and then thin blue line as one is actively trying to incarcerate/murder all lives... Well at least the ones that can't afford campaign contributions.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

But is Dance Gavin Dance black metal?