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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How old are these kids? Because those books get impressively eloquent as they advance, not to mention disturbing:

A creature of an older world maybe it was, whose kind, lingering in forgotten mountains cold beneath the Moon, outstayed their day, and in hideous eyrie bred this last untimely brood, apt to evil. And the Dark Lord took it, and nursed it with fell meats until it grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly; and he gave it to his servant to be his steed.

Are kids gonna love that or wonder what the hell he's talking about? I can't decide.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just finished reading the LotR series with my now-11 yo son (we started a few years ago) and there were definitely plenty of sections like this that I converted to more understandable terms and concepts on the fly. Sure my son may not have heard this exact line, but he definitely got the idea that Shelob was old, bad, and Sauron had encouraged get 8 in exchange for a scary guard in the tunnels into Mordor.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the above quote was about the fell beasts, not Shelob.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some servant that would be, using Shelob as a steed hahaha

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Australian Nazgûl.

"Come not between the bloody nazgûl 'n his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will beahr thee away ta the bloody houses of lamentation, beyond all dahrkness, weah thy flesh shall be devoured, 'n thy shriveled mind be left nuddy ta the bloody lidless eye. Fahkin' bloody oath cobber."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

My dad read the Hobbit for my sister and I like this. Even with songs at all those (many) song points in the book.

I'll always remember that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

man my OED app has been giving bullshit words of the day like "frenzy" "prestige" "vacant" and stuff ive known since i was a kid, and here on twitter you get gems like "verve" which is an actual WotD

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Verve is a US record label and you need to know it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

so is Virgin 😜

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"frenzy” “prestige” “vacant”

Wow I feel like almost all adult native speakers will have heard of a feeding frenzy, a vacant lot and a prestigious award. Those look like good words of the day for speakers of English as a second language of 2-5 years maybe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

right? I had to check myself: "am i that pretentious that I use this many words average people don't know?"and there's no good way to ask that question without sounding even more pretentious

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah no, you're fine, I'm an ESL speaker (although for 17 years) so they can't be that special. But verve and eyrie (seen elsewhere in this thread, from Tolkien) those I actually had to search up. Haha my browsers spellcheck even puts squiggles under eyrie.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

She's a lucky woman.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

This guy gets it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ngl, this was a problem for me too.

It wasn't lord of the rings, because the kid wasn't into that level of vocabulary yet. It was Harry Potter. But apparently, me booming out every line of Hagrid's in a faux Scottish accent was "going to keep the kid and the entire neighborhood up all night, you damn nerd."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doesn't Hagrid famously have a west country accent?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but I essentially have 3 UK accents, and they all suck, but the Scottish is the least bad lol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone thinks Hagrid is Scottish because of that other groundskeeper.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've never heard the terme "verve" before

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Verve, vim, vigor

V words that all basically mean lively or enthusiastic, full of life.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I suddenly feel compelled to say fuck Mick Jagger

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Was gonna make a TIL comment

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