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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i know HyperText Markup Language but not How To Meet Ladies

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not you again!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Radical Experience, Always Continue Twerking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just Quit Uploading Everything Ridiculous, Y'all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Damnit! I've been using it wrong the whole time!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

lower those eyebrows young man

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

true shit! That and theming live journal for some ladies was a good racket in HS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

making a website didnt work for me :'(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Caressing sexy studs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I need this in a shirt!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

bbno$, Doja Cat, and Helen Mirren. All in my DMs

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Gotta be a quote of the Ice King.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My first thought upon seeing the picture;

“Why is Ice King not wearing his crown?”

It took me a few seconds to realize it wasn’t him… the similarity has to be intentional.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Just assumed he was incognito at a "wizards only fools" sort of place.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can tell you are a person of refined quality and sophistication; you didn’t forget to add Gunter!

Well done!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I believe that’s Gunter not Gunter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago