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Not Afraid of Sharks? Well, Now They’re on Cocaine. (www.nytimes.com)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I’m not afraid of cold blooded predators coked to the gills unless they enter federal office.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

13 out of 13 sharks tested had cocaine in them

And nobody even gave me a sniff, pretty shellfish if you ask me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The sequel to Cocaine Bear is going to be lit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Finally a good plot for the next Coke-nado moving… adding sharks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It could be the "Alien vs. Predator" we never knew we needed