Damn, such a tough decision...
You know what's even more sad? This isn't even close to a complete list of all the things wrong with Trump.
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2024
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I'm continually reminded of that Penn Jillette quote about Trump: "However bad you think he is, he's worse."
forgot to say the oldest candidate vs no where near being the oldest candidate
overthrow the government? ooh, what a quirky guy!
Kamala Harris was not friends with even one pedophile.
7 flights on Epstein's plane.
It's funny how when I raise this with conservatives they squirm and deflect or run away.
But Biden likes to sniff hair!!!
it's like he's ash ketchum but with pedophiles instead of pokemon
No no no it’s Ash ketchum but 78 with the same harem of 10yo Pokégirls.
/s
Sadly, we did not catch 'em all. And put them in prison forever.
yeah but he seems to be collecting them. maybe if we just catch him the rest would come attached like a magnet.
What about “committed treason by selling nuclear secrets to America’s enemies” - you’ll never guess which picture that one falls under!
Unfortunately, too many Americans see the Saudi and Russian oligarchs as more aligned with their domestic interests than their next door neighbors.
Left one tries to grab right one by the pussy. Right one does not intend to grab anyone by the pussy. Among other things, left one pays sex workers to pee on mattress. The left one also pays off porn stars so they won't talk about the sexual abuse they had to endure.
I don’t think there are “ee”s in the p-tape?
I think you mixed up your sides after the first sentence.
👍 thanks.
Old Sleepy Don falls asleep and farts in court. Harris does not.
Dementia Don is scared to debate but not scared enough. Harris is eager to debate and could chew him up and spit him out RIGHT NOW.
Old Sleepy Don falls asleep and farts in court. Harris does not.
If you can produce video of Harris ripping a honker in the middle of closing arguments, I doubt that'll change my vote. Flatulence isn't my biggest concern surrounding a presidential nominee.
Harris is eager to debate and could chew him up and spit him out RIGHT NOW.
It is extremely curious that Don felt comfortable squaring off against Biden on his last legs, but immediately turns down any head-to-head with Kamala. They're not sending their best, folks.
I think Old Don's lack of respect for the court system compared to Harris's respect for the court system may be the better way to frame this.
Sleepy Don thought wrongly that Joe was too weak and too old. More importantly, Lying And Rambling Don (LARD) is definitely too weak and too old going up against Harris.
i kind of want to record her laugh and blast a loop of it full volume at trump rallies
I don't actually know that her laugh sounds like and I'm too afraid to look it up because I'm afraid Google or YouTube will start serving me right wing lunatic content if I do. But people keep talking about her laugh and it's got me curious.
Oh man. Set up a laugh track for a Trump speech with Harris' laugh? I would pay to watch that.
- Went to Penn, but only after doing 2 years at a small private college, then sued both schools to keep his records sealed.
I know she loves the venn diagrams with 3 circles, but I wonder if she knows about the delectation that is 5-circled venn diagrams.
A person who will start WWIII. Now choose!
Obviously the femoid, because they can't control their emotions!!!!!
( /s, just in case that want obvious)
Damn, she got the xkcd endorsement?! What reality am I even in right now
XKCD, on point as usual.
Though… probably wouldn’t be the worst president. …
Laughing at Venn diagrams, and you want Her as the next President?!
Meanwhile...
Old Sleepy Don can't do funny.
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