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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿน

[โ€“] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago (9 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is a reminder that there is no universally accepted botanical definition of tree. It is also a reminder that usage supersedes definition, so pointing out that coconut palm trees aren't "trees" makes you both annoying and wrong.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The definition of tree exists within the context of all that came before it? ๐ŸŒด

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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Mmmmm, I'd say specialists would not use the broader definitions that are more colloquial in nature. Language depends on the user and their purpose/intent. Generally, trees are woody plants with secondary growth and they aren't monocots. It's not a hard boundary, but really depends on context.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C3&q=coconut+tree

Someone should tell the authors of these hundreds of papers then.

You do realize the qualifiers you edited in are exactly my point and directly contradict your post, right?

[โ€“] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's no way you actually read that.

It's literally a blog post of one person's opinion which concludes without a definitive statement, that it's not settled if they're trees or not, and then links to a page "for further reading" that categorizes them under trees.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I did and I agree with the author. You do not have to agree with us. It's a form vs function argument. There is not a "right absolute" answer, it's about how you approach the question.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

then we agree that it's incorrect to definitively say that a "palm tree" is not a tree.

rigidly defending the boundaries of a biological category that's not a monophylitic group is an exercise in futility. or maybe in linguistics, because if it's not monophyletic it's not "real" in an evolutionary sense and the question is in the cultural realm and somewhat subjective. It's like the discussions about whether a certain food is a fruit/vegetable/etc.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Da palm grows da coconut and turns da election around

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From the coco palm family!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

๐ŸŽต Ya ya ya ya ya ๐ŸŽต

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's probably going to be political since it's wrong.

The coconut tree (Cocos nucifera) is a member of the palm tree family (Arecaceae) and the only living species of the genus Cocos. The term "coconut" (or the archaic "cocoanut") can refer to the whole coconut palm, the seed, or the fruit, which botanically is a drupe, not a nut. They are ubiquitous in coastal tropical regions and are a cultural icon of the tropics.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm off to edit that wiki, the tree is a bit of a misnomer.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecaceae

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see a fight coming your way in the talk section, lol. Good luck.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Nah, it's correct. Just needs a clarifying sentence. They use the word tree but it's not technically a tree, rather tree-like. The word tree is used for ease, colloquially. They grew like this as they are plants well suited for seaside wind and storms, hurricanes... Wetland plants. The grasses that didn't give up. Tree definitions vary from form vs function, and form is used more colloquially.

Edit: Fixed yayayayyay I need more edits this month

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

No tree is a tree. "Tree" is not a clearly-defined taxonomical category. Anything that is tree-like gets grouped under the catgory "tree".

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's arguable that "tree" is just a term for a growth habit rather than anything really taxonomically meaningful.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Time to post one of my favorite songs:

https://youtu.be/PKQPey6L42M

("Da Coconut Nut", by Ryan Cayabyab. This version is probably the one performed by his group, Smokey Mountain.)

This song reminds us that the coconut is not a nut; it is the fruit of the cocopalm.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

How many social credit points do I lose if I refer to bamboo products as "wood" outside of botany nerd circles?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I disagree.

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