Bonus letter to a judge. 
I like how it abruptly switches from bible verses to various legal texts, all presented with no excerpts or citations. Is the entire book meant to serve as evidence?
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Plot twist: Republicans get their way and install theocracy, then can't enforce any debts or laws because sovcit bullshit quoting the bible suddenly becomes legit.
This gave “I” a Cyprus Constipation.
Happy holidays!
There are far too many "s"es in that first posts, and not enough apostrophes. I can forgive the latter, but the former made my brain stutter.
"i" am dumber for having read this
I just glazed past it and saw Europe and UK several times in there. That shit doesn't have anything to do with America so I don't know what's going on here. I mean the Bible nonsense I get, but that's standard issue crazy.
Dear "judge,"
"i" order you to drop my case.
Sincerely,
"i"
Unfortunately they forgot to put the I in quotes in the last sentence, invalidating the whole document.
Did you mean to leave the name visible at the bottom of the judge's letter? That's quite a distinctive name.
The "name" is deceased apprently. I'm sure since "the debtor" is dead, it's no big deal.
But is it the uppercase or the lowercase name?
They left it visible in their letter to the pope/Bishop of Rome
I mean, you have to in those letters
I hope that judge takes those bible verses into account when deciding on Cypriot law.
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The judge probably took an oath on a bible so they would have to.
Like I said the other day, you're not really on Ken M's level.
I’m not trying to be anyone else, I’m just myself and I wish that was good enough for you.
It's not. Not when we have Oscar-winner Margot Robbie on Lemmy.
But she never shows her feet.
You clearly didn't see Barbie.
Now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services!
I have fifteen copies of it on Ultra HD Blu-ray and those are definitely a foot double’s feet.
I really think @[email protected] needs to weigh in on this.
NO
NO FEET PICS
NO
So you did use a foot double in Barbie!
She could post a picture with her stepping in three pounds of raw beef mince to really settle it.
That’s obviously someone sitting in the seat beside her.
I love lemmy, but how did we get from talking about sovcit craziness to debating whether Ms Robbie uses a foot double?
Are you sure you love Lemmy if you have to ask that question?
The conversation on here is fantastic for the most part, and my question was mostly rooted in amusement, but you surely have to admit that veering from sovcits doing their thing to conspiracy theories about celebrity toes is a pretty remarkable turn.
I suppose, but I went from Stonehenge to the MST3K episode Pumaman with someone in another thread today, so 🤷♂️
Ken M.