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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Very glad I'm not a teenager any more. It sucked.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There were advantages, like not aching all the time, not being tied down by one thing or another or having more free time. But generally, yeah, it sucked. No money, no confidence, no clue, no direction, no skill, etc...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No money, no confidence, no clue, no direction, no skill, etc...

Shit, I graduated 20 years ago and I still don't have any of that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That means you're actually still a teenager. Which isn't really a problem until you go on a date with someone.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Growing up is a scam anyway, stay young!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey, bud. You downloaded that image from this community: https://lemmy.today/post/13057839

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Probably true tbh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have to remind myself that just because I still work at the Krusty Krab that doesn't mean I'm still a teenager.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

We all just turned into Squidward

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I'm still going to bitch about it online as if it's about me. Like I give a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My brother sends me that one every year on my birthday.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 70 points 3 months ago

Oh, it's about me.

Wait no I'm 37, fuck

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

Lol, same. Oh wait... fuck.. I'm 40.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I still look like a teenager to some people, even though I'm in my thirties now.

Not drinking alcohol and not smoking anything does wonders for your looks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For some reason Millennials look comparatively young and Zoomers look comparatively old. When you combine that into people's perception it's easy for an outlier to break through.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've seen some discussion hypothesizing an explanation that Millennials actually use more sunscreen, use less nicotine, and exercise more than Gen Z. I can buy it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I need SPF 100 for that 1 day of the year total I spend offline.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Alcohol makes you look older?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yes and smoking tobacco and marijuana does too

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Sometimes it’s just luck. I smoke weed and refuse to sleep normally and I still get carded for energy drinks (16+) at 33

No kids though… I don’t know how anyone can look young with kids.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I still use a picture of myself that was taken in my late teen years whenever I need to upload a picture for some sort of ID or profile picture.

That picture is maybe around 10 years old at this point.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

How dare you. It's the Gin that keeps me looking dashing! The cigs enhance my natural musk!