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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That was a very difficult sentence to parse.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Big bada boom

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Excited to see Walla Walla famous for something more than an onion and a penitentiary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey now. It was also in Oregon Trail.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I might be the only person born in the early 80s that didn't play that game. I missed out on a lot. 😕

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I recommend Oregon Trail 2! No idea where you'd get a copy, but it's fun!

I keep recreating the Donner Party in 2.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

just let them bee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

...and call people in by shouting: "Walla Walla house on fire".