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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why should your fantasy game be limited by something like "health". Whether you die should be based on vibes.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Nethack (and derivatives) is pretty much the only game I know of where the health potions may or may not be red.

And I guess Dark Souls... It's more of an orange than a red. But maybe that's just the color of the flask. Idk what the substance inside looks like. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I used yellow for health to avoid red/green colourblind issues

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My health potions are red, also, pulp free is not an option. >:)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The pulp is from fruit, right? The pulp is from fruit, right!?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Similarly to how paprika chips come in blue bags and salted chips come in red bags. Anything else is heresy. Unless you live right across the border, where it's exactly the opposite.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate dragons. Controversial take but like just come up with some other mystical creatures! have some fun with it! if rather interact with a pink unicorn plushie than fight another dragon

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How about this food is poison and snake bites heal?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Daggerfall!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Looking at you, "Dragon Age" Veilguard.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Bright red barrel of aircraft grade fuel.

Shoot it.

Spawns a leak.

//FPS players mind's implode//

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Toss a lighted match into the growing puddle.

Match goes out.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's true.

Rules are meant to be broken - apart from when they aren't.

You can change any aspect of the world any way you like, but only if doing that is critical to your universe and story.

Messing up without reason conventions that are well established is a dick move, unless the whole point of your work is to screw with people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Also you need to consistently break conventions once you do it or you really screw with people and make a shitty world.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Overlord the anime has a whole arc about the protagonist using his immense power and influence to have people start research on how to turn blue potions red.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Not sure if this is more or less of a problem for people wtih red-green colorblindness.

On the one hand, it's harder to differentiate at all. On the other hand, it kind of removes that established expectation and keeps you in the habit of adapting.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Electric element. Team Yellow vs Team Blue, FIGHT!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

what do you mean? electricity is purple

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Electricity is yellow.
Blue would be water.

What game would actually use blue?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Blue-white lightning icons/symbols are quite common, I would think.

Slay the Spire comes to mind:

Then again, there are some yellow ones, too:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Crackly blue is water? I'd even think ice before water.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

There is (was?) an electric power provider in Germany by the name of Yellow. Their whole marketing was "electricity is yellow!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Reminds me of that overwatch character with the yellow healing aura and the green speed aura. Just why?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because his default coloring is green and yellow I'd guess

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but the healing aura should be green and the speed one should be yellow

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And yellow means, uh, holy light, or something.
I ain't played no Overwatch, but I all but guarantee that's what it is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Idk, he's a Brazilian roller-blading sports-loving DJ...

I think most likely scenario is he was green and yellow based on the Brazilian flag, green means "go", and there was only one other color left for "heal", so it's yellow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oooh i think his name is Lucio. These colours, from what i know, depend on which skin you have on

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My world is shattered.

I think I was thinking of Mercy. But I guess her angelic yellow beam is more God's Wrath than it is Pastor Cures Your Back Pain anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Yellow means β€œYello? I don’t got all day!”

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I color code all my info. (..) Green means go, so I know to go ahead and shut up about it. Orange, means orange you glad you didn’t bring it up. Most colors mean don’t say it.

- Michael Scott

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (3 children)

See also: video game AOE FX.

Big glowy green area? Could be a healing aura, could be poison. Good luck!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Purple: Magic??

Green: Life/death??

Red: Life/fire??

Blue: Magic/cold??

Honestly the only colour I don't feel uncertain about is orange, that's always bad.

Also on the topic of health potions, a great piece of advice I once heard was that if your players are in a foreign land, remove health potions. Give them health biscuits and watch them reconcile with God.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

FFXIV the stack markers are close to orange... and long time ago it had Bard having a fire circle that damaged enemies but not allies, yet the tanks thought it was bad and would drag enemies out of it. Probably why they removed that one.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nah this one is easy.

If it's green and sparkly, it's a good thing. If it's green and bubbly, it's a bad thing.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Or radioactiv acid!

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about Oblivion where every potion, including drugs, are red?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

except the ones made from potatoes and cheese, those are just soup

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Still heals HP. Definitely a health soup.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you don't think soup is addicting, you haven't had soup.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Why not both?

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