this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

NTA your fists your rules

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

A teacher using 4chan. Yikes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

If the story being greentext didn’t give it away as being fake, then the teacher sending a kid flying across a room with a single punch and not just splattering their skull where they stood definitely should have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Don't worry, it's a green text post. Those are never true.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Comments like that one really show how autistic the average Lemmy user is, of course it's a work of fiction.

And yet so much take it at face value.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

the autisms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick and got real fucking dark.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dare I ask what 'roastie' means?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It came from the "astute" observation that large, pigmented labia resemble slices of roast beef. It's original intent was to shame women's bodies (because the more sex a woman has the looser her vagina gets and thats why some women have large labia, or so these people seem to think) and it's progressed into a general slur. Commonly used among the usual suspects; 4chan, incels, alt-right chuds, misogynists in general

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

3rd grade
Got fired later that day

Wut?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Kbin moment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

le ebic plot twist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Anon's the teacher.