this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

NTA your fists your rules

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

A teacher using 4chan. Yikes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If the story being greentext didn’t give it away as being fake, then the teacher sending a kid flying across a room with a single punch and not just splattering their skull where they stood definitely should have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, it's a green text post. Those are never true.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Comments like that one really show how autistic the average Lemmy user is, of course it's a work of fiction.

And yet so much take it at face value.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 months ago

the autisms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick and got real fucking dark.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dare I ask what 'roastie' means?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It came from the "astute" observation that large, pigmented labia resemble slices of roast beef. It's original intent was to shame women's bodies (because the more sex a woman has the looser her vagina gets and thats why some women have large labia, or so these people seem to think) and it's progressed into a general slur. Commonly used among the usual suspects; 4chan, incels, alt-right chuds, misogynists in general

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)

3rd grade
Got fired later that day

Wut?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Kbin moment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

le ebic plot twist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Anon's the teacher.