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Playing Deception board game with some friends. One friend was clearly cheating and it was hilarious for us because we all knew, but he thought he was being sly the whole time. We would subtly give hints to him to let him know, but he was just oblivious, and just thought he was fooling us the whole time.
This small foofy-looking dog someone brought in to my work (big orange hardware store) that had a big, deep, raspy bark. She was very protective of her human momma and would bark at anyone nearby. Sounded like she smoked a pack a day.
So there's this one video that I think I saw on r/ShittySimulated with a car crash and a physics bug. The car just becomes a beyblade. For an entire minute, just spinning around a track. It is possibly the funniest video I've ever seen. The sound adds so much.
A link to a Discord embed: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/426402288731553795/1261426576663515226/NQAjemI.mov?ex=6696364c&is=6694e4cc&hm=d448e031e3fd16db0f0b03d2a7de0a412924f1245e862525315306f225d765ec&
i don't remember. it's been over 24 h. seems bad.
24 hours? I don't thinks I've had a full belly laugh in 24 years.
We are Lady Parts. There are quite some scenes in this show that made me genuinly laugh.
Just got up to date with 8 out 10 cats does countdown. Often wiping the tears as i'm laughing so hard.
RIP Sean Locke.
Listening to a podcast about the race to the South Pole between Robert Scott and Roald Amundsen.
Amundsen had let it be known that he was actually going to the North Pole before (surprise) turning around and heading south. Then, not only did he beat Scott to the South Pole, he left a letter there addressed to Scott, asking him to make sure it got posted to the King of Norway,
Amundsen with the Big Dick Energy. While yes, it was also a safety measure in case Amundsen and his team didn't make it back. But the dick move of "Not only did I beat you, please be a dear and deliver that announcement for me" must have crossed Amundsen's mind at some point.
Can't find the post, but a guy was talking about "Texas oblast" in response to obvious Russian propaganda. Still google every time I think "Texas oblast".
This is old, had me laughing maniacally first time I saw it.
Apologies to my gay friends, but I'm betting you get a giggle too. Laughed out loud more than once on this one.
Pretty much every day since Iโm watching Taskmaster
Can't find the post, but a guy was talking about "Texas oblast" in response to obvious Russian propaganda. Still google every time I think "Texas oblast".
My kid making a funny face instead of smiling in a family photo.
Devon Pool on Instagram @ItsDevonPoole Funny as shit
Watching the Richard Simmons episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway
The only guest appearance that was better was Robin Williams.
It's such an amazing episode, one of their best!
Any Matt Rose video. Tickles my funny bone
Coming up with dumb voices with my wife and using them around the house. This week's is a slight higher pitched voice with an Italian accent saying "ooh, I know!", elongated and drawn out.
"I walked in and people started yelling and i said, ohh I know! I know!"
Not sure why but this makes me think of Agador Spartacus.
Lol well you gave me a new movie to watch, looks interesting, thanks!
It's one of my favorite movies, but enjoyment may depend on age. I just turned 50, and I had a friend who's in her 20s watch it last year. She didn't think it was that funny and some references were before her time. Ymmv
"Men SMEAR!!"
It's one of my favorites too. Me and my brother constantly reference it.
I love it! The ones that my husband and I reference the most:
"My HUAtemalan-ness, my natural heat!"
"Try more gum."
"The Schnecken beckons."