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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

2+2 turbocharge.

GTO more power than God.

You're a dream machine.

You're a dream machine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Elden Ring OST, Godskin Apostles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Cheese Nacho Baby

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

My man has got no money, he's got his trombelese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Should I give up?

Or should I just keep chasin' penguins?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Chase the penguins. Cease the day. That's what I say, because I'm the coked up personality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

SHARIF DON'T LIKE IT

ROCK THE CAT BOX

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Help me ~~bowl of rice~~ Polarize

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"I want something U-Proooof"

I kept singing that as "I want something youtube" until people got sick and tired enough of it to stop me. The original lyrics make no sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I'm working late
Cuz I'm a sinner

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"The only man who could ever breach me..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Was the son of a breacher man.

Clearly it ran in the family.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In that one Macklemore song. For a long while I thought he was singing “So we put our hands up like the silly can holders” instead of “like the ceiling can’t hold us”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Lol, my version was "So we put our hands up like the silly can't hold us"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Lonely Starbucks lovers for the win.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

We mishear what we want the lyrics to be deep inside...... Can't hate yourself right 😅

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and “straits” your used to

Which makes so much more sense. Why would you say "lakes". You already said river, which is a moving body of water. Why are we changing it from a moving body of water to a non-moving one? Isn't it supposed to be a metaphor for not being able to chase a water fall because it's impossible. But you can follow a strait or river, which is just another progression of life. Lakes have no progress. And yes I consider a passage way for water progression.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Chasing lakes is like super easy mode mb?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Re-vent a grate! Aka we fade to grey

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

We played in metal bands when growing up. One guy heard "Ride the sky" by Helloween and thought they sang "One must die".

When he found out what it really was he used "One must die" for his own song.

https://youtu.be/r6h7Ojq0sSs?si=dEfVe6REeGR7NINf

At 17:28

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It just takes some time.

Elephant!

A little bit of after rhyme

Elephant! Elephant!

It will be alright.

Elephant. Elephant. Even if it lasts all night.

Alright!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

The Power of Love

Céline Dion

The Witchers in the morning

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I-M H-I-M
The jizzy m&m

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Baby, you got somethin' on your nose 💩
Sniffin' that cake🍑, did you feel the hole?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

🎵 Hold me close now, Tony Danza 🎵

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Count the Emmys on your wall!

Lay me down and tell me who's the boss!

I'm sure that Angela will never know!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You already know the song O Fortuna and now you know the lyrics

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I really, truly used to think Billy Jean is not my daughter, she's just a chair.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Billy Jean is not my mother~
She's just a girl - who claims that I am her son~
But the girl is not my mum

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Annie are you walking? Are you walking? Are you walking Annie?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Are you walking on the shindome, on the apartment?

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