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Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.
I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.
I mean now when we all talk about things we really don't know much stuff about.
If you've never had a kidney stone — imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain. The one where your insides hurt in a way that doesn't even make sense (it does actually, but that is a separate tale) and you almost want to throw up. Or maybe you actually do. Good. Now imagine cranking the dial up on that feeling until it hits the same blinding intensity of the pain in your testicles during the moment of the injury. Now that you have the picture of the degree in your head, stretch that feeling from the minutes to maybe hours of a really nasty ball shot to the days and even weeks it can take to pass a kidney stone.
(Worst guided meditation ever)
imagine that lingering post testicle injury pain
yeah, that's not really helpful for me :/
There are worse pains than kidney stones, it's the longevity of it that makes it hard to endure IMO.
(Must train more, I didn't enter nirvana with your method)
This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?
Or watched jackass.
I'm guessing the ratio might be wildly different.
I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.
Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.
…But, why did you watch the whole thing?
I mean you gotta be into something
CBT has entered the chat
Harhar
Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.
that's because they asked to get kicked in the nuts by saying shit like "getting kicked in the nuts is more painful then giving birth"
I know it's supposed to be a joke but this is such a common but braindead take
The comments are totally going to be reasonable with this one😅
There's things I would get kicked in the nuts for. Like another cup size
I do think that in a truly just world, anyone who preaches Quiverful child baring should be kicked in the nuts at least once for every child they claim they want to have.
Fucking Quiverfull. Eugenics bad, but I really hate those fucks.
Hell, line em up, tell them to grab ankles, and I'll take care of it with a pair of pruning shears.
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