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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You fool! That's an Aggie 1015Y super sweet onion! You've given him the taste of the good stuff and doomed us all!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

One Christmas extended family had a Christmas gift exchange, one uncle had made a "gag gift", it was a piggy bank with pennies, I got it, he felt bad but to everyone's suprise, I was estatic. I was 5 and collecting coins, a piggy bank filled with loose change was the best present.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

never really liked the combo, apples/caramel. always eat them both separately

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Try slicing a tart apple like granny smith and dipping it into caramel. Worst case scenario, you can stop combining them and just eat them separately.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Good old memories

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That sounds really good

Apples are too sweet to add candy to

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the apples that are typically used are the sour varieties so that there is a flavor contrast when biting in to it. This is just what I heard though, I usually don't like whatever is covering them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It depends who makes them. The ones pre made at like a fair or store that are huge are usually sweet. Tart apples don't tend to grow big.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yup, that's why I don't buy that nonsense. Granny smith is the proper caramel apple.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

As a toddler I'd eat onions and tomatoes like apples.

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