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Juat swear the ai will detect it and redirect you almost immediately.
Fun fact, a lot of these systems are set up to detect what a customer gets angry and starts yelling and swearing into the phone, and then expediting them to a person. Do with that what you want.
This is my go to. Just swear at it til I get someone
"Did you say 'make a payment'?"
So it’s not just me. Good to know.
Some versions of that system will detect frustration and connect you to a representative, so if you just swear at it a few times, you get into the human queue immediately.
I personally just start a long monologue of swearing at whatever dumbfuck thought it was a good idea to make an AI answer the phone.
Then I am extremely pleasant to the human when they pick-up.
They generally record and log every call, so I give the human reviewer something to enjoy.
It's not even AI.
This garbage started in the 90s,and has never worked right.
I really hate the modern trend of having the stupid thing pop out some random name hoping you don't notice that it's a computer.
Google has an automated reservation bot, which when it calls you it introduces itself as a robot. Then uses um, like, and other filler words and pauses to sound more human. Pick a lane! Either announce yourself to be a bot and act like a bot, or pretend to be a human.
Cursing doesn't work as well as it did a few years back, but I try it on the chance it does! I Hulk out on the robot and then turn Bruce Banner on the rep.
"I want to speak to a human you stupid fucking machine."
"Oh hi Steve, thank you so much for taking my call..."
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to say
"Blrahkystkoicsu"
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand, can you say the reason for your call?"
"Blarkvgjstklbftk!!!!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand, can you say the reason for your call?"
"BLAFRHDYDKJKSTKLV!!!!!!"
"I seem to be having issue understanding you. Please stand by as I connect you with someone who can help."
Fuck you AI!
I tried doing something similar to this years ago with Verizon. Finally the automated messaged just said " I am unable to understand your request, goodbye"
I thought it was the funniest yet most irritating thing at the time.
I had something like this before as well! I kept asking the robot to be connected to a representative. And at the end it just said it couldn't help me and hung up!! Dude I was so pissed.
I wonder what would happen if you kept telling it different languages every time it forwarded you to a different language AI.
On verizon I use the keypad. I still remember the options menu from before.
They tried shutting me out of it. So I started paying in cash at a store for 6 months. Now they have to be responsible for taking that money to the bank. Suddenly the next time I called, the keypad menu worked again.
Funny how that works.
I'm pretty sure that first one is just Polish
As a Chicago woman I can say that you are incorrect. There are a lot of Ks and Ws in Polish, which are absent in the example. That word is definitely German.
A lot of them just hang up on you
Remember the days before automated voice shit? Where you’d just spam “0” until it connected you with a rep?
It was so easy!
Now, it’s I NEED to direct you to the right department. Did you want to pay your bill? If so say YES if not say: Something else.
Whoever designed that system—straight to hell.
Sometimes you can mash # or * to get to a person! Sometimes it also hangs up so it’s pretty hit or miss
Sometimes 0 still works, sometimes it crashes the system and hangs up.
HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN
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Agent Smith: "Hello, Mr Anderson."