Before much longer, no one will be able to go out in daylight.
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People suggesting you’d have to kill for blood haven’t seen true blood. IIRC the vampires in that book/show found a way to coexist with humans because human nations created artificial blood (that you could buy like soda at a convenience store etc)
Edit a whole bunch of other stuff happened, but that’s one aspect from that setting
In JoJo?
I don't remember this happening
No, true blood, it was on HBO
Or bunnicula who drinks the juices of vegetables
Or Adventure Time where vampires can just eat red
Can vampires sustain themselves on other vampires blood?
In Vampire: The Masquerade, it’s considered one of the most taboo act as you literally take in the life force and soul of that other vampire.
But it’s an alluring concept as it can make the aggressor more powerful (at the cost of some humanity… it’s cannibalism after all) AND the victim vampire is utterly destroyed (so one of the permanent ways to take out an adversary)
Some anime probably has that as a plot line, where super vampires only feed from regular vampires
I went down a little rabbit hole a few weeks ago looking at different animes to potentially watch and came to the conclusion it's the closest thing to infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters. Anything you can imagine, there's an anime plot of it.
OP: Killing people isn't a con
Idk about this specific mask caused vampirism but depending on the type of vampirism you might not fully kill the person.
Just drain like a liter and move on. The person would feel no different than if they had blood drawn.
Can vampires sustain themselves on alien blood? Just imagining a brood of vampires conquering Earth and then setting their eyes to the galaxy. Like they have vampire scientists who find ways to let them enter sunlight and enjoy Italian food once more.
probably depends on their chirality. (specifically, IIRC, sugars. sugars that twist the wrong way are useless)
Then just twist them the right way... Duh
Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.
Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly
I too watched the blade movies
what? so you have to bend over? naw. put that blood pocket on their neck like nature intended.
Delicious, juicy blood pockets.
I read this in Jim Gaffigan's voice the way he says hot pockets
For more about how an empire of vampires would turn out, read “Empire of the Vampire”
Real quick question...Why are you thinking about biting black men right off the bat... You know porn stars, nurses, recruiters, etc all have blood as well?
OP really thinks vampires aren't gay?
OP really thinks The Gay isn't transmissible.
I've been to a few blood chasing parties, and let me tell you, I've seen straight men dying to suck other straight men after being bitten.
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