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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (8 children)

As someone that grew up hating socks (parents only bought the ones with a thick seam at the toe), yes, the requirement to wear socks is a social construct. There are other ways to avoid smelly feet.

Currently, I wear shoes with washable insoles and I have multiple sets of these insoles. I also rotate between shoes, and these shoes can also go in the wash.

I do wear (nice, seamless) socks when I go hiking, but for day-to-day at the office they're unnecessary.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 days ago

They get that from their stuffed tiger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

"That's exactly right... now DO it you little shit."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Dad: Boning your mom is a social construct.

Mom: The fuck you just say about me?

Dad: Uh...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Technically clothes are a social construct.

Religion as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Clothes as a concept started with utilitarian purposes like staying warm or cool. There are a lot of social constructs around clothes including when and what is worn in what contexts, but not the reason they exist in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Some social constructs exist for a good reason. Part of growing is learning to tell which are good and which are bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

My feet are uncomfortable without socks. Yes, even when it's hot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

And this is why right-wingers want teaching this shit banned in schools.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (6 children)

This would be a great time to remind him that we live in a society...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Wait till he finds out that time is a flat circle

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Is best text.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nah, kinda the worst time really. Take a good look at society right now and one could argue we utterly failed and should reject it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Reference. I was just suggesting that he encourage his son to become a gamer memelord is all.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Society is a social construct.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Very, good. That’s correct. However social constructs have consequences for non-adherence. As much as I agree with and wold like to support your stance, this is not something for which I’m willing to invest my energy or time to resolve.

Your compliance and the requirement from me, the adult, to you the child; yep, this sucks. When I’m no longer charged with your care and have completed my duty to prepare you to operate with the constructs of society, you may make this decision for yourself.

Until that time, you can put your socks on, or I will. Your choice. Love you.

In the other vein of this, I hate sock and shoes, so I’m pretty much good with skipping all of this. There are consequences that come with that decision too.

[–] [email protected] 200 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Socks keep your shoes from absorbing sweat and help prevent blisters. They’re useful beyond the social construct.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Arguments like these don’t work with kids. Let them experience themselves what is best for them. And have spare socks ready in case they change their mind afterwards

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Ok but wearing shoes is a social construct. People didn't wear shoes for thousands of years before shoes came along and they were just fine and full of blisters.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not wearing stinky shoes is a social construct.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I got me some of them washable insoles

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Functional construct

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I don't know what the social aspect is apart from how the socks appear, but this isn't why they exist.

Edit: Damn. Some of you are threatened by not knowing what a social construct is but really want to argue about socks instead of asking DDG so you can understand wtf is going on before leaving a comment.

I'd be proud of this shit show, OP 🤣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love when people say "ackchyually you're wrong" without offering an alternative.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago

Replying to wrong comment?

You'll have to explain otherwise, since it makes no sense based on what I said.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Warmth, protection, hygiene.

If you were born the only person on earth, you would eventually have something like socks on your own accord. This is function, not social. They wouldn't be Xmas themed though, since no society exists to have invented Xmas and to show off your socks to.

Social constructs are, by definition, ideas or concepts.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

if you didn't wear socks then you'll have to wash your shoes daily or risk getting something like a yeast infection of the foot or athletes foot.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"You've made a correct observation, now please provide an argument why the social construct of x should not be adhered to. X is dumb and I don't wanna is not sufficient."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (10 children)

I think something being dumb is a perfectly valid reason to not do the thing.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

Those sound like good enough reasons to me

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[–] [email protected] 135 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Next time the kid asks for an allowance, say that money is a social construct

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

parents feeding children is a social construct.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

See, I dunno about that one. I have a very strange and almost primal urge to feed kids. I think it's generic programming.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

"Sure socks are a social construct, but so are the things that let you eat ice cream, watch your favorite streaming service, or play your favorite video game. In fact the only non-social construct actions you involve yourself in are eating, sleeping, and expelling bio waste. Even those you seem to have no problem follow the social rules around. If you'd like to abandon society and escape into nature free of the bounds of social constructs, you're welcome to do that when you're 18 and can afford enough to buy a plane ticket to Fairbanks, Alaska. Until then, you have to put on your socks."

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