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It is hard to imagine that there was not someone inside of Nike that lost their faith in humanity when the pitch for these things was originally taking off.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Back in our Business 101 class in university, we were supposed to come up with a new business idea and pitch it. We came up with a self-tying tie. Guess we weren't too far off lol

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (7 children)

The liability for a product that tightens around a neck would make it an untouchable concept for businesses. I could imagine a dystopian future where some big brand like Dickies selling it and when it kills people they claim the fine print very clearly disallows any shirts except for patented self-tying tie constrained collar shirts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Haaaaaagh, that's fuckin excellent. Now Invision a dystopian future where hackers assassinate a corrupt politician by strangulation. Fuck yeah dystopian future.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yea good thing we didn't follow through lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Or there might be a future leader who is a Darth Vader wannabe and creates a system where everyone wears a self-tightening tie and he can gesture at anyone who annoys him to choke them until he stops gesturing.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

How to overcomplicate simple things 101, 2024 Edition

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

shoe ties STILL?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Are hyper-expensive running shoes STILL a thing? Damn, people need to grow up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If anything the gap is bigger than ever as the top end shoes are basically performance enhancers like the nike airflys used to set most records..and their new vaporflys being banned in the Olympics.

I guess it's better than hyper expensive shoes just being a paying for a brand thing?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought the shoe market had nothing to do with actual usefulness, just how rare they are. It's not like most of the people buying these expensive shoes actually wear them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

That's the sneaker market, not running shoes

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Luxury goods have been a growing market alongside the wealth divide.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Damn, people need to grow up.

They just move onto hyper-expensive cars, watches, Warhammer figurines, purses, jewelry, etc. The human instinct to flaunt and/or collect is pretty strong in certain people.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Companies really should just opensource their apps at this point, or at the very least publish their protocols.

Can't see how dropping apps and bricking devices benefits anyone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

But then you'd see it wasn't secure in the slightest, and you could untie somebody's laces when they walk past you.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Agreed. Companies should be required by law to release source code, build guides, documentation and service architecture for services or apps that are required by hardware they sold.

While there are bigger fish to fry at the moment, socially speaking, the problem is only going to get worse if legislators don’t step in.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A point could be made that it hurts the planet and they should be held responsible for their shenanigans.

As with that spotify car thing.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Make a law that says, if you don't keep supporting it you have to open source it. It's just fair.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Yes, not gonna happen. You know how many new devices get sold simply because old ones are no longer getting updates/software support? It's planned obsolescence. No modern country would pass a law like that.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So will there be a pirate app floating around for those who own these? Are there enough peeps who bought these for there to be interest in making one? Can't be tough

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Prob for Android but not likely on iOS

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Let me guess.... AI enhanced feature?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Of all the overpriced bullshit people flock to for no reason other than to be suckers, sneakers are the one that made the least sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I talked to a bunch of sneaker heads over the years and i don't think i'll ever get it. I don't like to shit on someone's hobby, but buying shitty super overpriced sneakers made by slaves is a weird ass hobby.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Especially considering most of the time they likely won’t even wear the things because of either how much they cost or because they find them to be a collectors item.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

How long before it requires a subscription?

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