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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine cleaning this though, that looks like a lot of work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Imagine

it's imaginary mate.

AI garbage. No one is going to wall-float a carousel horse, if they did, they wouldn't put a mirror under it, if they did, the mirror would REFLECT THE BOTTOM OF THE HORSE, and failing all that, if someone was wacky and physics defying enough to ignore all that, THEY WOULDN'T MOUNT THE TOILET PAPER 3' AWAY.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Do not buy saddles from this person.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Not suitable for when you've got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line while everything else says "push".

You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you've got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

That's when you gotta sidesaddle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.

But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it's a life changing purchase.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't as impressed as I thought I would be with it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?

I've been using mine for about four years now, and I think it's insane that most people don't even know about the benefits of squatting posture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

If you've got lots of fiber in your diet, it won't really matter to ya. Kapow! Out it comes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

One large lump sum

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. I didn't notice how much it helped until pooping while traveling without it. Now I take my folding stool with me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

folding stool

I thought that only happened to cats

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

this one was literal

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but why's the coke mirror on the floor??

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse's head.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

take me home shadowfax

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

This just screams "Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow" even though apparently it doesn't actually have anything to do with him lol

~~And I was really suspicious that this was AI-generated but apparently it's real? /shrug~~

Edit: no it ain't lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

short version: AI detectors are snake oil garbage.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Upon further inspection, it's almost definitely AI. Look at the better-quality original: https://in.pinterest.com/pin/937874691150982659/

In particular, note the nonsensical reflection in the mirror (which is inexplicably placed on the floor?), weird toilet paper roll, and half-unicorn horn half-third ear thing sticking out from the head.

And if you check out that Pinterest account, it's full of AI-generated crap too.

Which mostly just demonstrates how good the AI has become, to the point where if you scale down the image somewhat, it fools humans and AI detectors alike.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Which came first? The AI image could be a bad render of the original picture with low quality.

There’s issues with models pushing back source material with minor modifications, which suggest they were trained on some copyrighted material. It seems like it could be the case here. Or, as you suggest, it’s a lowering of the AI quality to add a more realistic appearance.

12ft.io/https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/01/25/business/ai-image-generators-openai-microsoft-midjourney-copyright.html

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

lmao no wonder something looked so off to me, the HD verision makes it even clearer that it's AI-generated, even more so considering the website it came from.

Interestingly enough even the larger image on the original website fooled most of the AI image detectors, with only one of them (isitai.com) just barely saying that the image is probably AI-generated, while all the others said with >90% confidence that it wasn't.

I can only speculate that all of these detectors are outdated and were trained with older AI-generated images that were easier to detect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm honestly not surprised it's real, I've seen weirder in real life. This just in, Rich people buy weird shit. More at 11:00!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Don't get off the carousel until you make your drop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I bet this is what the royal family use

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago

The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'd be afraid I'd pee up the horse's nostril

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'll just pee into my horse from the side.

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