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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Why are we assuming that the top half has to be the human half?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And next we'll continue the lesson with his pants.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

2 has Chad energy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I hate left less but it would clearly be right, no way you'd evolve arms that can't reach your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

*t-rex has entered the chat*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Sorry, I guess I meant arms with opposable thumbs

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Ok, I'm a smart fella but thinking about this is taking up way too high a percentage of my smart cells.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

how about 2, but the giraffe neck is the regular diameter

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Neither. Arms should not be on the neck.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Arms are on the body though. Neck is between the shoulders

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, both of these seem more like a Manraffe.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Agreed. The human part of a centaur doesn’t have any horse features, so why would a giraffe centaur? It would just be a giraffe body with a person torso attached.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This would make the second picture possible (just without the fur on the human part) - a centaur also has a duplication of parts of the spine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There is no horse neck on a centaur though, so not sure why there would be on a giraffetaur. Since they are all imaginary creatures, I suppose anything you want is the right answer.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Durpleton is too pure for this corrupt world.