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What is it with the urge to eat these things, I wonder...
As a kid i used to have a scab eating compulsion, but it was like instant. If any amount of time passed at all it was immediately gross and i would immediately flick it away.
Well, how was it? Was it worth the wait?
My brother once got a huge scab on his knee and the top of it opened up and formed a pocket, so we put a penny in it lol
Bro, gross. Go to the bathroom and eat it there like a normal person.
Doing weirdly disgusting things spur of the moment is one thing. But deliberately waiting to do it, having given yourself a bit to realize how gross it is? That's not right.
@Early_To_Risa People will feel queasy eating their own scabs but will mindlessly devour an entire string of morcilla, SMH my head
Instead of making it into a sausage, they should pour the blood onto a sheet pan and dehydrate it so they can eat the scabs like jerky. 😋
write about it on 4chan
I hate thid. I hat you OP. I fucking hate you. I didn't want to hear this. I didn't need to hear this. I was doing just fine. now I feel bad. fuck you.
and goodbye
Average FOSS genius
i understood that reference
...not sure if my curiosity is worth the terrible day that I'll have after knowing what may come.next
you'll feel better if you don't
Thanks
Bet he was itching for the moment to eat it too
I hoped someone would get that.
Less of this, please.
If he eats himself completely, this will eventually resolve itself.
Sometime needs to be watching him all the time. This is why they invented God.
Forgive me father, for I have munched.
I’ve seen a lot of gross shit from Anon over the years, but this is among the worst.
What a horrible day to be literate.
What a horrible time to be hungry. 🤮
so, staying in the subject of horribleness, have you ever realised the throwing up emoji looks like someone sucking shrek's cock?
im so soory
So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.
I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.
This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.
I can't unsee the Shreked emoji.
Might be time for you to put the Internet away and go outside for an afternoon. 🤣
yeah please give me the keys to the door, i've been here too long