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[–] [email protected] 130 points 9 months ago (24 children)

Unfortunately my arsehole doesn't take kindly to being bothered unlubed.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I just risk ripping the skin. It is what it is

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they're removed. Turns out they formed a gang.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Cosmetics, apparently: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/

[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Calamari night at the buffet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

knew it was sus they went so far out of their way to make it look like squid

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

bruh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Perfect post ngl

[–] [email protected] 82 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (18 children)

My circumcised bros, can you really not fap without lotion?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I used to be able to, but a lifetime of manual labor has laden my hands with callouses that make it HIGHLY unpleasant without some lube

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah I can do it just fine without, I've only ever used lotion like a few times in my life just to try because it seems like a common thing when you see a reference to "Lotion and Kleenex". I felt like it brought nothing to the experience but an extra mess to clean up

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No. I still have enough skin to slide.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Get your Ehlers danlos dick out of here

[–] [email protected] 124 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I don't know why people keep saying you need it to do the deed, I've been at it for 20 years without lotion and it's fine

Adding lube or lotion to the equation just makes clean up worse

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm jealous of you... I get nothing without lube. Need head stimulation and it's NOT good dry. But yeah, cleanup sucks

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes

[–] [email protected] 134 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

This implies we were given a choice

[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Saying people with foreskins a "smegma gang" is a pretty good indicator that one doesn't wash properly and assumes that others don't either.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

See?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This just in folks, washing your penis is a weird idea!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

See?

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