the hammer is my penis
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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(This is a trick question that has two right answers)
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Hello there.
!Ah, general kenobi!<
βWhere can warp drive take us, except away from here?β
You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.
My nipples look like milk duds.
Your clothes are red!
Again with the squeaky shoes.
Cast it into the fire!!
You wouldn't toss a dwarf
OP specifically asked for a random line but everybody's posting carefully selected lines.
Mmm no clue what movie this is from.
That's kind of the point though, isn't it?
If I were to post with "Extend the plank!" there's a near zero chance that even fans of the movie, or even the franchise, I'm thinking of will get the movie right. If I instead say "Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise" a normie might guess Star Trek, a true nerd and fan of the franchise will peg that instantly as from Star Trek Generations
Edit: That said, there are several lines in this thread that aren't necessarily only recognizable to fans or people familiar with the movie, but instead just pop culture references.
Hasta la vista, baby
"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)
Woah, gotta be honest, wasn't expecting a Waiting for Guffman line. There's so many good ones in that movie lol. Some I still quote 20y later:
- I didn't know deers could...could do that
- Contrary to popular belief, I don't see well without my glasses
- Look out!
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βMy name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.β
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Say hello to my little friend
"I feel the need..."
(I don't even have to finish the line.)
Any line from the script to The Big Lebowski.
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!
Anybody want a peanut?
She doesn't even go here
Large Marge sent me
"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "
"...sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
I thought it was "So long and thanks for all the fish"?
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We both like soup.
Bitches leave.