In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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I read that as an an explicit on itself. Like, "Jesus Christ! How bad is this?"
I know it's not intended that way, but it's clever. Like a self-sustaining joke.
These are the people who want to determine the school curriculum and run the country.
Not only am I stupid and uneducated, but I want you to know it!
Jesus Christ? Who's that? I only know our lord and savior Jesus Crhist.
(sarcasm)
What are you, one of those elephant looking aliens from Mass Effect?
(question)
I've never played that game so I have no idea.
(serious answer)
Basically they aren't able to communicate properly so they label everything they say by saying the intent.
Oh right.
I should've used /s when I could.
No. That's even worse. You can just use regular written language. It's worked fine for the last several thousand years.
Alright.
*Knock knock*
Hello, sir. I was wondering if you've heard the good nwes?
Ah yes, I totlaly have.
jesus hrtist
no ragrets!
I can't find that one image of the dumbass who carved "JESUS" in to his forearm, so pretend I did and you're looking at it.
Cris Heist
thankfully, Jesus gives an H for ehfort
Person dies and arrives in the afterlife in hevaen .... it looks like heaven but everything is a little fucked up. All water is actually alcohol, drinking alcohol doesn't get you drunk, hamburgers make you high, Hitler is dancing around with children, everything is edible, you can speak any language but you have a really high pitched voice, there's a constant slight smell of urine everywhere and angels are obnoxious assholes.
He's saying what we're all thinking
The license plate says “fukcin”
If you love Jesus Crhist, Jesus Crhist will love you back