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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Reminds me of when in 2018 when running for the Utah Senate seat, Massachusettsian Mitt Romney, trying to appeal to the masses, said his favorite meat is hot dog.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I was gonna ask what know and of question "what's your favorite meat"...

Then I realized it was likely someone in Utah asking.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Democracy makes these elites say weird shit.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Didn't eating a sandwich nuke Ed Miliband's chances?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Can we get Jim from the office as a Mr bean version of sunak asap plz?

[–] [email protected] 131 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What do humans eat? sandwiches, ive heard of that

“Oh yes i enjoy regular sandwiches just like all other regular humans. A big enjoyer of sandwiches. Yes. Uh fillings? What? No, I look after my teeth”

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I heard from Jon Richardson while he was in a bathtub that Rishi Sunack made his money by causing a global financial crisis.

And honestly I'd prefer to receive all my dystopian news that way now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gXyBvJnXXM

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