Jesus Chrysler that's a crazy Christ
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2024
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So many green flags.
Nothing wrong with a healthy libido.
Not that i was gonna track them down, but blurring the license plate seems ironic in this case.
Sadly I can say this is not the first time I've seen the bang local milfs decal, and that does not appear to be a Florida plate.
I can almost guarantee it is a standard Michigan plate. The tag should expire this year
It's not that sad. I feel like that's a pretty general consensus.
I am pro banging local milves
It's a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.
It's also a lot easier to falsely report the car for a crime with the plate number. Far too many people are bored online and I would be terrified of a couple thousand seeing my truck and plate numbers.
He better keep a lot of changes of underwear in his car.
Or he's wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.
Underwear only slows down the fisting
Its like NFS Underground, except the car is shit, the decals are shit and probably the driver is a piece of shit.
How dare you besmirch the good name of NSFU2 by comparing it to this rolling shit heap full of probable cause!
I love it. I’d definitely honk.
wordington driver
I believe exactly one of those statements.
On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?
They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.
that car is your granmas
That is the grandma
Dom Granny "The Armwarmer" Juggalo
This just screams to cops, pull me over!
We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.
A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean
Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.
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If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don't manage.
Hey OP, if you're gonna take a pic of my ride, it's common courtesy to censor the license plate.
…better now?
While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s
It's the bumper, isn't it? I've been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y'know?
Maybe stop going to all those ICP concerts and you’d have some money?
I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.
what if a wasted justin timberlake did?
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
it would ruin the tour
I'd call the cops. Nobody is above the law.
He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.
I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.
Edit: Not a racial thing. Im Australia they became popular with people who really arent tough but want people to think they are... white guys who think because they smoke weed that they are essentially Pablo Escobar. Guys who have a motorbike licence and a 500cc commuter bike but 9 Sons of Anarchy hoodies. Guys who have a "Only god can judge me" tattoo but also some minor convictions from a local court magistrate who it turns out can judge them.
Juggalos and juggalettes?
Pure Michigan
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