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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

I'll settle for a ai driven robot girlfriend at this point.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 9 months ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not even that. If they are just feminine thats enough for me

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://www.piped.video/watch?v=j2OUsgqhlco

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Now, I don't want to be too picky, but her being alive would be nice.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

> Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!

*whispering*

> Yes, she's a little bit dug up corpse, but don't say that around her: she's kinda sensitive about it.

(Stolen from a random video/podcast)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

So closed-minded! I'm sure you could loosen a bit this criterium, think of all the cute cat-eared femboys available in your area.

edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is what Arlo's legs actually look like.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Well something could certainly be loosened, and im not referring to the criterium

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Same energy as a straight dude trying to 'fix' a lesbian.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (8 children)

How is this different from a straight guy trying to seduce a lesbian?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why? What do they know? :o

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Girlfriends have a poor ROI. No serious financial advisor would recommend having a girlfriend in your portfolio.

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