I'll settle for a ai driven robot girlfriend at this point.
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Now, I don't want to be too picky, but her being alive would be nice.
> Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!
*whispering*
> Yes, she's a little bit dug up corpse, but don't say that around her: she's kinda sensitive about it.
(Stolen from a random video/podcast)
So closed-minded! I'm sure you could loosen a bit this criterium, think of all the cute cat-eared femboys available in your area.
edit: typo
Well something could certainly be loosened, and im not referring to the criterium
How is this different from a straight guy trying to seduce a lesbian?
@[email protected] knows how I feel about girlfriends.
Why? What do they know? :o
Girlfriends have a poor ROI. No serious financial advisor would recommend having a girlfriend in your portfolio.