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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Thats not even what it means.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I remember as a kid in my area this game was called Toilets.

If you got caught you were a toilet and had to stand with your arm out until someone pushed on it and said 'flush.'

I miss the toilet game haha

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

When we played it you also had to go down on one knee, and the person unfreezing you had to sit on your knee while they flushed your arm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Even had some mewing going in the break room at work last night

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

STOP!
STOP, UPON ME!
FORCE THE TOOLS AVAILABLE!
YES... I'M ALRIGHT...!
BWA HAHA HAHA HAHA...!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

The emotional damage of simultaneously realising that you are old and understanding all the people you laughed at for yelling "get off my lawn"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

What's everyone's take on mewing?

It seems to make sense to me.

I've seen others say it's bullshit.

I started doing it periodically a few weeks ago, and I just had an oral bone spur break through my gums from a tooth extraction I had over ten years ago.

So it makes me think the mewing changed something in my lower jaw enough for some fragments of bone to come loose and make their way out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

And kids at the Catholic school play jizz tag.

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