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There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red's Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read "ed's hoe Bar". To my knowledge it never happened, but I don't know.
If it doesn't happen on its own, you might have to help a little...
Die mart. I would be curious to know if the title was just beijg edgy.
No one believes me, but I swear one time the store's lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.
Probably because you forgot to take a picture
This was back in the late 90s before cell phones were common, and I didn't happen to have a camera in my car at the time.
I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I'd check out what the fuzz is all about.
Yeah, that's a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.
Is that the gas station from my house.wad?
Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.
Hell means luck in Norse.
and light/pale in German (and it's ilk).
That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.
The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.
Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.
Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk
You didn't bonk the room, though. You bonked me.
bonk
My mind cannot process this picture so I'm choosing to block it out.
Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).
I'm a guy, I'm already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.
Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)
Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost
I remember a shoe store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes
I'm tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks... so hell it is.
Hell looks awfully familiar... Something about happiness.
Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right
Something something Tyler Durden... Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.
Maybe happiness is worth fighting for, who knows…
memory=entryrrrr////// triggered
Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔
Only if it's the BFG9000.
Tit loans please.
Can I loan a pair of DD's for a few weeks. I'd like to see how they suit me.
Spongebob narrator voice: moments laturr...
Those are like K or L cups lol.
No, K cups look like this:
I wouldn't ask for a banana for scale here
Last time I send you bra shopping!
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