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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

the citrussy:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"Yeah, I'll have three orders of the Grapefruit blowjob."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's just going full circle.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

What 'face' does the penis make when tasting citrussy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It un-circumcises you

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

It goes like this:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

when the function got henussy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Ancients in FF7 were a race called Citra. The Japanese version used the name Aerith (Aeris in the US) and she was a PC Ancient.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That citrussy had Cloud acting most unwise.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Long way to go for the joke but I appreciate you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That citrussy tho.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Citrussy with a white sauce

[–] [email protected] 116 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Me accidentally stumbling upon the french composer Debussy

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Just make sure you finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dude was way ahead of his time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

he got off the bus before we even got on.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

something something grapefruit technique

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Upgrade your grapefruit technique with a hawk tuah

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

20 pack of Sharpies at Costco...

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago

The actual word is "citrusy"... What kind of restaurants have you been going to? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Kinda burns a bit, do not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kinda burns a bit, do recommend.

But pineapple is better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

riddlemeboner don't be so enigmatic, tell us if you tried a lemon before?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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