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A ruleussy most profound (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

the citrussy:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"Yeah, I'll have three orders of the Grapefruit blowjob."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

ATM

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fussy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That's just going full circle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Embassy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

What 'face' does the penis make when tasting citrussy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It un-circumcises you

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago

It goes like this:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

when the function got henussy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Aerith, no!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The Ancients in FF7 were a race called Citra. The Japanese version used the name Aerith (Aeris in the US) and she was a PC Ancient.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That citrussy had Cloud acting most unwise.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Long way to go for the joke but I appreciate you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That citrussy tho.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Citrussy with a white sauce

[–] [email protected] 116 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Me accidentally stumbling upon the french composer Debussy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

😳

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The Bussy gamer: https://youtu.be/srvRFmQcLWU

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

Just make sure you finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Dude was way ahead of his time.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

he got off the bus before we even got on.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

mega early

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

citrule

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

something something grapefruit technique

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Upgrade your grapefruit technique with a hawk tuah

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

20 pack of Sharpies at Costco...

[–] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago

The actual word is "citrusy"... What kind of restaurants have you been going to? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Kinda burns a bit, do not recommend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Kinda burns a bit, do recommend.

But pineapple is better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

riddlemeboner don't be so enigmatic, tell us if you tried a lemon before?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to Lemmy!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Lemmussy