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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I know so many non-binary people that are cursed and every computer they touch just ceases all function.

They must use Linux. It is the only way to lift the curse.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Here's my comic about a woman having a miscarriage

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Analog computers: let me introduce myself

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is unrealistic. NBs are chronically online.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Gotta love how we have parodied loss so many times we have quite literally tuned it into a formula 1 2 2 1-

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

One line then 2 lines then another 2 lines and then one line next to a horizontal line and you have Ulta simplified loss formula

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Thinking retrospecTively, I'm a liTtle surprised

there wasn't an AI TIde of Loss memes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

both of you have a problem /s

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There are 10 kinds of people in this world

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Those who understand binary

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or the other 15 people.

(base-16)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You mean "the other F".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Those who understand trinary

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And the other 1

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

And the other 9.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

This is why my computer uses malbolge as assembly

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Just use ternary computers

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can't download binaries, must compile everything from source... But then it also becomes binaries, aaaaaaah

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

What if I tell you takes off glasses that the source is already binary?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You will be stuck in this loop forever

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Big if true.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Literally every enby I know is some sort of programmer.

So that's accurate.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Any computer they use just turns into a quantum computer by sheer force of will

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

Cryptography is in shambles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago