this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe the real cigarettes are the family you reconnect with along the way

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago

If he's going to quit things willy nilly like this, hes not going to be a reliable employee.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Cigarettes have always brought people together.
Whether it's to ask a stranger for a light, or giving a son a reason to bond with his dad. 😏

[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or a funeral to get the whole family together.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or a funeral to get the whole family together.

Weddings, funerals, birthday parties—you name it!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Horse funerals

I know this reference!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There was a post that was in the style of "I manage every, yes EVERY, type of event for you" and they included among the usual also horse funerals 2x.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

3x ! With anniversary (of horse funerals)

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There's got to be some sort of "wholesome" community around here, right? I like this. I want to see more of this.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Aw, thanks, mate, I just spent twenty minutes over there and my heart is all full up now. I'm gonna have to take a break or I'll get tearful.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Oooo - you posted this in the same minute I did, but you actually managed to link it properly. Well played.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea how to properly link to a community in my app, but here you go:

https://lemmy.world/c/lemmybewholesome

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago