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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or a funeral to get the whole family together.

Weddings, funerals, birthday parties—you name it!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Horse funerals

I know this reference!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There was a post that was in the style of "I manage every, yes EVERY, type of event for you" and they included among the usual also horse funerals 2x.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

3x ! With anniversary (of horse funerals)