I love how everyone is debating "Sells that information to companies", but no one's talking about "knows everything you do".
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Neil "Scary Trousers" Gaiman
???
I've come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?
I've also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means
Maybe it was a convoluted way of breaking the news that Neil Gaiman is a sex pervert
There's no evidence Santa isnt selling our data
Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn't sell all his data.
There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named "Santa Claus son of a bitch" (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
Santa Claus motherfucker
Reject the wretched
I want to kill him!
That capitalist pig
Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor
Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor
I heard he's a Coca-Cola Plant
This post and the comments need to be studied by researchers to understand what is happening
Huh?
Santa's the one buying all the personal information because he has to update the naughty list
With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.
Geil Naiman
I must be confused... Good omens Neil gaiman?
Yeah, but... Why did you capitalize 'Good' and 'Neil', but not 'omens' and 'gaiman'?
Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn't auto capitalize.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.
Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?
Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.
Dada
Mama
Guys, I figured it out. Remember when, seemingly from out of nowhere, Russell brand was like, I TOTALLY NEVER DID NO SHIT LIKE...!
Maybe
maybe
Wait, what? Did i miss some scandal or something?
Where do you think he gets his story ideas? You think Sandman is fiction?
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